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GET THE FACTS or GET OFF THE FLOOR ************+************ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ If you believe that Jesus is the Son of God and your Savior, please do me a favor. Write to the United States Congress and to President Barack Obama. In your letter explain to them that Chief Crazy Captain Christo is calling them out one by one to a meeting in Omaha Nebraska between the dates of July 9th 2010 and July 9th 2012. If they fail to show up between those dates, that will be their own damn fault and Heaven will not help those fools! This will be a time of extreme celebration for America so they better show up. Tell them that Chief Crazy Captain Christo will be cruising around on a skateboard, jamming on electric guitar, cooking up all sorts of delicious food and if they want to spoil the party by not showing up, they will be eliminated from the Book of Pumpkins which is loosly based on The BOOK OF LIFE. Respectfully in Truth, Chief Crazy Captain Christo P.S. If you know how to get a hold of Rob Zombie, Zakk Wylde, Ozzy Osbourne, Richard Branson, Ivanka Trump, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, they are invited as well. I wrote a short play and I need their permission and hopefully their talents in putting on a cool production. Thanks a Trillion in advance!!! CLICK HERE P.S.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script Savior!) Here is a short list of people who need to get in touch with Chief Crazy Captain Christo especially THEA ANDREWS ( Hi Canada!) during the next two years or so stay tuned! Alicia Keys Beyonce Gwen Stefani Michelle Branch Jewel Carrie Underwood Martina McBride Avril Lavigne Mari Abdo (yea Minnesota) Like I said this is a short list so more to be added Faith Hill Mary Blige Chrissie Hynde Cyndi Lauper Lita Ford Joan Jett Pat Benatar Sheryl Crow Pink Shakira Penelope Cruz Britney Christian Amy Grant Tori Amos Melissa Etheridge Alanis Morissette STAY TUNED AMERICA! |